You're makin' me mad!You know what? I hate you. I'm serious. You are the bane of my existence. I can go weeks at a time with no communication from you and then one day you just expect me to talk... Seriously. Who does that? I mean, you're important to me. You're important to my livelihood. Without you in my life I would be risking everything. A risk I am not willing to take. But c'mon... You can't do this to me. And I know you're doing it to more than just me. You get around. You make lots of people feel this way. And I'm surprised they haven't left you behind. Don't you realize how important of a role you play in our lives? And you have the nerve, the gall, to talk to us one day and not the next. And it's just not one day, you don't talk to us for weeks at a time. Not until it's good for you. Well since when do you rule the world? Who made you queen? But it doesn't matter how much I complain. It really doesn't. Cause I need you. We all need you. It's sad to say, but it's true. Despite your lack of manners and enlarged ego, you have weaseled your way into our existence. And the worst part is I can't find another to give me what you do. None exist. I mean, I would have to completely change everything before I could even think of giving you up. So you know what? You can go to hell. Yeah, that's right. I said it. Go to hell Windows Update notification icon!