What the friggin $%#@$@%#@#%Let's play a little game, shall we? What is this?
A. The pin to a grenade the size of my head
B. A Presto Pin
C. The item that impaled my tire making me spend 30 minutes changing the damn flat!
Hmmm, I wonder what the answer is. How the hell does something that looks like that get stuck in my tire. And I don't mean just poked a hole. The entire post was _in_ my tire! How does that happen! Honestly! As if my life didn't suck enough, I spent 30 minutes using the crapass jack that came with my vehicle and changing a tire that looked like it had been through an African dust storm all in my dress clothes. That's right, I was on my way home from work when I heard the clanging of that damn pin off the pavement everytime the wheel made a rotation. That makes me so mad. How does that happen?!?!?! The end of the post is blunt. There is no way that could have punctured... anything at all. I don't care if a 1-ton object was pushing down on a 1-inch thick piece of rubber otherwise known as a tire. That shouldn't have happened. Someone set me up. It's a conspiracy! The man is after me.